Fucked Up Shit Funny Greeting Card

Bonded by chaos, sealed with profanity. For the friend who’s survived every plot twist at your side.

Quick Facts

• A2 size

• White linen cardstock

• Hot‑pink envelope

• Eco sleeve

* Colette Paperie—printing ride‑or‑die realness in Cincinnati since 2009.

TAGS: messed up shit card, ride‑or‑die greeting, dark humor friendship, bestie survival note, profanity card, Cincinnati handmade stationery